Colton Needs Some Privacy

C: YAAAAAY!  It's gonna be sunny AND rainy today! 
Rainbow weather is apparently very exciting!

Me: Are you buckled?
C: No.
Me: Are you buckled yet?
C: No.
Me: Are you buckled yet?
C: JUST GIVE ME SOME PRIVACY!
Me: You don't need privacy.  Privacy means to leave you alone and not look. You need to get buckled.
C: You just need to stop forever!

C: Will you take my training wheels off my bike and push me?
Me: Not tonight, kiddo.  It's almost dark out.
C: But I have headlights!

C: Last night, when we went camping, I got to stay up really early!

C: My-friend-Mom!  Caillou is coming up next!