Colton on Dinner

C: I want zucchini, mashed potatoes, and vegetables for dinner because that's what will fit in my tummy.

C: Why is every light red?
Dad: Because we have to take our turn.
C: COME ON LIGHT!
I had nothing to do with this Coltonism. Honest. 

C: Will you read me my new library books?
Me: Sure, at story time.
C: I want to go straight to bed after this movie.

And LOL at Dad's Facebook status from 2 years ago.  Someone should really get on that ~

Dad: Thinks sometimes he should carry a pen and paper to write down spontaneous Coltonisms.

Watching Rio