Colton, the Gardener

C: Are you watering all the plants?
Me: Yep.  If I water you, will you grow?
C: No, it will just make me stronger.

Kesha comes on the radio ~
C: This is not the right song. This is not the song I like!
Yes!

C: Can I have one of those coffees when I'm older?
Me: Yes.
C: When I'm 14?
Me: Sure, that's a good time.

C: Do you see that smoke?  It's dinner!  It's our neighborhood having dinner!

C: Let's check the zucchini!  Here's one!  Can I start eating it?
Me: Uhm, don't you want to cook it first?
C: Yes.