Colton Does St Paddy's

The Leprechaun forgot to shop til yesterday.  I know the shirt is huge,

but I couldn't resist since it is Angry Birds + St Paddy's

C: Your iPod got an email and I just sent it back to the person that sends it!

C: What day is it?
Me: Friday.
C: That means we get to go to Forest Park to swim!
Me: We'll see if we have time.
C: But I need to jump off the trampoline!
Me: Oh, sorry buddy.  We didn't plan to swim tonight.  Besides, we need to get you new goggles.
C: I can just wear yours.
Me: What will I wear?
C: You don't have to come in.
Only 4 and already ditching his mom. 

Me: Okay, you're all signed up for soccer!
C: And I'm gonna learn all different kinds! 
Me: I think there's only one kind of soccer.
C: No, there's lots of different kinds!  And we can just go to the park and play soccer!
Me: Aight. 

Me: Where are your clothes?
C: I hid my shirt so the Leprechauns couldn't find it!

C: I'm gonna love this Angry Birds shirt more than all the other Angry Birds shirts!
Uhm, you only have the one...

C: My favorite part about Angry Birds is when I score!

C: And when it gets too sunny for me, I'm going to wear my new sunglasses that the Leprechauns brought me!

C: Oh Mama... I'm never gonna be good at this game!

C: Ran the batteries out again!  This time I'm gonna play longer so it can charge longer.  Did you not know?
Did you not know? is the new phrase of the week.

C: When are you gonna buy me flowers?
Me: Do you need flowers?
C: Yes!
Me: Okay, I will get you some sometime.
...
C: When the flowers get too big for the vase, we can plant them!
Me: We won't be able to plant them.  Cut flowers are ones you enjoy for a little while and then throw them out when they die.
C: What if those flowers were stay-alivers?
Me: That would be cool.