Me: Let me see your hands.
C: Just this one!
Me: You were supposed to wash both hands, buddy.
C: But this one didn't get sticky.
Me: Go wash both of them.
C: But I already washed this one!
Me: Okay, go wash the other one!
Girl at the park: I'm king of the world!
C: And I'm the queen too!
C: I'm awesome!
Me: And humble.
C: Hey kids! I'm going to show you something cool! I made a water system!
C: Mom, I'm having trouble getting this last one!
Me: Are you complaining?
C: No, I'm telling the truth!
C: Mom, I'm a star! An Angry Birds star!
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