Colton on Saving

C went to the fridge to get just ONE grape, because I told him he could have them as a treat with lunch ~
C: I’ll have one now and the rest later.

Colton to random kid at the park ~
C: I never talk to strangers!

Me: Can you turn on the light for me?
C: Only if you pause reading!

C: This show is called America's Funniest Videos because it has America's funniest videos on it.
Thank you, Capt Obvious.

C: Why do you ALWAYS have to watch shows in English?

Me: I hope I don't hear about any fighting at practice today.
C: I won't even fight a little bit!
And he didn't.  Yay!

Me: Did you have fun at the park? 
C: I had a tiring time at the park.  We had to do all this running.
That was the point.

C: Why don't you buy them a new toy?
Me: Why don't YOU buy them a new toy?  You're the one that broke it.
C: I'm not going to spend any of my money until I'm in the NHL.

C: Next time I get screen time, I'm not going to go to PBSkids or Sprout.  I'm gonna make the weather!
Me: How do you do that?
C: It goes rain-sun-rain-sun. And on the other weather, the pattern will go sun-sun-thunderstorm.
Me: The other weather? What's that?
C: The other one is rain-sun-rain-sun.  Okay?