Does Not Smell like Teen Spirit

C: What does gas smell like?
Me: Gasoline smells like ... gasoline. What do you think it smells like?
C: Dirty, old socks!

C: When I get better at sitting, I can get a car seat that's just a bottom.
Me: Yeah, maybe.
C: Maybe next time you bring money.
Me: They don't sell them at the gym.
C: What about over there?
Me: They don't sell car seats at Bartell's either.
C: Why not?
Me: They have medicine and stuff there.

Me: So you were a pretty busy boy building Legos today?
C: Yeah! And I was working on a *BATTLESHIP*, except it doesn't look like a battleship.
Me: What did it look like then?
C: It just looks like a Jeep. Because it has four wheels.

Dad: Hey buddy, do you want ketchup or tartar sauce for your shrimp?
C: I don't like shrimp.
Dad: Well, that's what's for lunch, so you have to choose.
C: Ketchup then.
...
C: I like this shrimp!

Me: Did you watch the Olympics today?
C: Yeah! And America played this other team at this thing and got ONE HUNDRED POINTS!

Me: Wow, cool drawing! Is that Lightning McQueen?
C: It's a different car. Its name is Vader.