Colton Is a Superhero

C: I am ACTOMAN!
Me: Aquaman?
C: No, ACTOMAN! He can break any rules he wants to!

C: Come here Mom, so you can be my assistant!

C: Can we buy a watermelon?
Me: Not today.
C: But I don't have any watermelon in my tummy!
Me: Me neither.

C: I want it to be all of the numbers there are! Mom? What comes after 900?
Me: 901.
C: No, like all of the numbers.
Me: You mean 1,000?
C: Yeah!

C: When I grow up I'm going to be a mom.
Sarah: How will that work?
C: I'll dress like a mommy, and I'll have an iPod in my pocket, and I'll play Angry Birds all day long!