Colton Graduates

Preschool Luau ~ Stealing Courtney's photo

C: Today, Mom, you're the Poky Little Puppy!
Me: Yep, you're right.

Me: Wow, you're going to have hockey, swimming, AND soccer in August.
C: And I will just fall over after all that.

Me: And you're going to have soccer on my birthday.
C: I will just make you a nice chocolate cake with an Angry Bird on it!

On going down the bar slide ~
C: I want to try it without pants!
Kathy: I said you need pants on to go down it.  It won't work without pants.

Mrs. Marilyn: Do you have a joke for the class?
C: Yeah!  Ask me if I'm a truck!
Mrs. Marilyn: Okay, are you a truck?
C: No!  Hahahahaha!
(the rest of us didn't get it either, but laughed anyway)

C: Good thing my goggles got emailed to me in the mail, because I left them at Boston's house!
Thanks, Jessie!

On winning the penny count at preschool ~
C: I got 33 monies and I didn't even have to do any chores!
Me: If you do your chores, you get 300 monies. ($3)
C: I just like 33.

C: My Nanan will be so happy that I won the penny count!

On getting dressed for preschool graduation ~
C: My Nanan will be so impressed at how I look!

Mrs Marilyn: And Colton wants to be a train engineer when he grows up.
Figures

Me: What was your favorite thing at preschool today?
C: Getting my book at the end.
The class received adorable photo albums.

They traced themselves...and here C has dressed himself in his Angry Birds shirt
that says "These birds are AWESOME" - awesome is written in yellow