Colton Is All Grown Up

C: I'm pretty much big now.

C: I need my buffalo!
Me: Okay, here.
C: And I need my bunny too.
Me: No, you only need one toy in bed.
C: This is not a toy, it's a stuffed animal!

C: Ewww!
Me: What?
C: Diapers.  Ick!
Me: I used to wash your diapers when you were a baby.
C: Good thing you didn't bring me down here!
Me: Why?
C: Or I would smell them.
Me: I'm pretty sure you smelled them when you made them...

C: Why do we have two highchairs?
Me: How many babies do we have?
C: Two. And we have two grown-ups, so we can feed them!

C: I just can't build this train track! So you have to do it.
Me: I'm sure you can.  Try again.
C: I did!  I'm telling the truth!
Me: I know you are.  I'm telling you to try something different.  Build a different track.

C: I have a little help.
Dad: You need a little help? 

Me (talking to J): Yes, there's Colton!
C: I think he missed me.
Me: I know he did.
C: Welp, I'm back from my trip!

Me: Do you like being back home?
C: Yeah, I missed you!  And I didn't even give you a hug today!
Me: C'mere and let's fix that!