Coltons Are Wonderful Things!

C: Every time I hurt myself, it turns to rubber!
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs

C: I need a flag for my castle.  Do we have any flags?
Me: I don't think so.  We should have kept the ones from one of your class trips.
C: But I need a flag for my castle to be finished!
Me: Here.
C: But that's a paper airplane.
Me: And now it's a flag.
C: How did you do that?!
Me: Magic.

C: If you go to Yellowstone, you have to sleep in hotels!

C: All the babies you grow in your tummy are the ones we have to take care of.
Me: Yep, but I’m done growing babies.
C: Why?
Me: Because we have enough babies, don’t you think?
C: No.

C: And for your birthday, Dad is gonna take you to a kitchen where you watch people cook.
Me: Oh? The place where they make a volcano out of the onion and there’s a big fire?
C: No, they cook without the big fire there. You are going to sit in the kitchen and watch them cook.
Me: Is it called the Steakhouse?  The Japanese Steakhouse?
C: No, it’s called Red Robin! And we’re gonna eat there too!

C: When I'm an adult, I'm gonna have a 3-seat, no--a 4-seat car that I can drive the babies around in and then I'm gonna have a 1-seat car that I can drive Mom in!
Dad: Wouldn't that be a 2-seat car, buddy?