Colton Goes Camping

C: Why does Dad have to watch hockey every day?
Me: I don't think he's watching hockey right now. The last game he watched was the playoffs.
C: Are the Coyotes still playing?
Me: No, buddy.  They're done.
C: Ask Dad why they aren't still playing.
Me: They didn't win, so that's why they aren't playing.  The Stanley Cup is over, so there isn't any more hockey.
C: But I didn't get to see them play!  Why did the Coyotes not win enough?
Me: I don't know, buddy.
C: Maybe they forgot to score.
Me: Maybe.
C: See, I know the answer!

C: I don't ever want to get shots again, remember?
Me: I know.  But you had to get shots so you can go to kindergarten.
C: Why do I have to learn more things?

C: It hurts when I pull my jammies over my shot.

Me: Did you have fun camping?
C: Yeah!
Me: What was your favorite part?
C: We parked by the river and got to play on the beach!

Playing on the beach ~
C: Look, Dad, I made a water system!

Me: Bath night tonight!
C: No, I never like baths! I'm never gonna take one!
Me: Yep, it's time for a bath.  And you can show Dad the new way you wash your hair.
C: DAD!  I will show you how I use my goggles. I just need help with the shampoo.
Dad: Okay!  Go take a bath.