Smells like Camping

C: The next time that we go to the Slurpee store, we’re buying M&Ms!

Me: I sure have cute boys!
C: Do you like my haircut?
Me: I do!
C: And why is yours so long?

C: I think this is too much traffic.
Me: I agree!  What should we do about it?
C: I think we should just take the back lane.
Me: I would like to, but we need to make it to the exit first.

Me: You can see Jordan on Saturday if you go to Aly's party with me, or you can stay here with Nanan and the babies.
C: I love you both, so I will just have to think! 

C: I smell something like camping!

Me: Sunday is Dad's Day.
C: When is Kid's Day?
Me: Every day is Kid's Day.  Your birthday is Kid's Day.

C: Will you get me an iPod when I'm a dad?
Me: You can get your own iPod when you're a dad.

C: You can get me Rocky--that train I don't have--for my birthday.
Me: I already have something else in mind for your birthday.
C: What is it?
Me: I'm not telling you.
C: Why?
Me: I want it to be a surprise.
C: Okay, I will just tell Dad to get me Rocky.

Me: What are you doing?
C: Whispering in his ear.
Me: What were you saying?
C: I was trying to say a bad word.
Me: What bad word?
C: I said 'poop' in his ear!

Radio: … and now you’re with Dan the Man, not David the Douche.
C: HA! David the Dude!
Oh good, he didn't hear that correctly!