C: I got to sit and cuddle with Mom until I farted.
Boys...!
C: In this green space (aka Canada), there are lots of camping spots, so that's where I am going to camp!
Me: How long was your camping trip?
C: 55 days!
Me: That's a long time!
C: Yeah, it was 14 weeks!
Me: What did you have for lunch on your camping trip?
C: Clams and fries.
Me: At the lake?
C: No, from the bakery!
Me: I would like to take you and your brothers to go see Yellowstone again.
C: And we could stay for one night.
Me: Hopefully a few nights. It takes a few days to go through Yellowstone since it's huge.
C: And dynamic!
C: And Yellowstone has trees that come on fire.
Me: Only if there's lightning, or somebody drops a cigarette, or something and starts the fire. They don't spontaneously burst into flame.
C: Only if we had our fire-lighter-thing and accidentally dropped it and it started a fire.
C: Driving races is much harder than running races! The turns are a lot more complicated.
Me: Because turning left is hard.
C: Cars with tails have those little, red lights in them. And do you know what they're for?
Me: No, what?
C: Brakes! Is that pretty cool?
Me: You sure do want a car with a spoiler, eh?
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