Splish Splash, I Was Taking a Bath!

Singing from the bath ~ (song they sing @ swim)
C: TWO LITTLE SPECKLED FROGS SITTING ON A SPECKLED BUG uhm, I mean LOG, EATING THE MOST DELICIOUS BUGS! YUM, YUM!  ONE JUMPED IN TO THE POOL, WHERE HE WAS NICE AND COOL and there are how many speckled frogs left?  THREE LITTLE SPECKLED FROGS!
Me: I heard you singing the speckled frog song.
C: And I was singing about frogs and monkeys on the speckled log!

Me: What was your favorite part of the day, buddy?
C: All of it!

C: I have a lot of work to do today!  And I can't stop to talk about my work!  And I need a lot of work to do today! We're gonna have a nice, clean house so no one can step on my toys! 
(He's taken it upon himself to put ALL of his toys into his laundry hamper.  Eh, works for me!

C: I'm a windmill and I'm making electricity!  (while spinning around)

C: Mom, you're too slower than me!
Me: Yeah, I feel like that right now.
C: Dad, I'm faster than my mom!
Dad: Yeah? What should I do about it?
C: Talk about it while you're sleeping!

Colton's doing laps around the kitchen ~
C: Hey Mom, I'm gonna break the finish line!

C: I bonked my bottom when I got to my bottom!

Christmas in March?

C: There's a little bit of dip-dip for you, Dad. It fell off my arm.  (dip-dip = yogurt)

Me: I am so tired.
C: So what?
Me: What do you mean so what?
C: So what are you gonna do if you're so tired?
Me: Nothing I can do about it right now. 

Dad: What was your favorite part of the day?
C: We didn't play outside.
Me: That wasn't your favorite part.
C: My favorite part, was uhm, mmm, we celebrated Christmas!

Colton Makes It Sunny

C: I like to walk when it's sunny!
Dad: So do I, buddy. But it's raining right now.
C: But the sun follows the rain.
Dad: Is it going to be sunny tomorrow?
C: Yeah, and I'm going to climb to the top of the sun and give it a hug!

C: I drive a really fast car.
Me: Yeah?
C: It's just a jet engine.

C: My favorite part of the day was the whole day!

Colton Gets a Van

  Dad says "Let the minivan jokes begin"    

C: Hey Mom, we brought the blue car home for you!

Me: Where are Shrek & Cartman going to sit?
C: My babies can sit here and here, and Shrek and Cartman can sit right next to them!

C: I helped Dad say bye to the red car and hi to the new car.  But they didn't answer me.  That was silly!

"Driving" the showroom floor Elantra ~
C: I'm driving to camping! 

Showroom 2011 Genesis ~
C: The white car was too old for me!

Dad: What was your favorite part of the day?
C: Driving home with the blue car!
Dad: What's your favorite part about the blue car?
C: Driving home with the blue car!

Ad for Hyundai dealership on the TV ~
C: Is that where we got the blue car?
Dad: Nope, but it's very similar!
C: I was just being kidding!

Colton Unplugged

C: It's an itty-bitty teddy bear and it won't bite you! (vitamin)

C: How about we go to the museum?  Because it's raining and we could play with everything we could play with.  And can I bring some money?
Me: You don't need more toys, buddy.
C: I just need a little bit more. 

C: There's one thing I don't like about parties.
Me: What's that?
C: Scary stories.

Me: We're going over the high bridge! 
C: And I see the way home!  This is fun!
Me: I'm glad you're having fun, buddy. 

C: And we're almost home!  When we get home, we can talk about our fun trip on the high bridge!

C: My number is 9-1-1!
Me: That's the number if you need a policeman or a fireman.
C: Can I say 1-1-9?
Me: You can, but it won't call anybody.

C: Hey Mom, do you like me?  (Translation: do I like it when he's wearing the laundry hamper? Lol!)

C: I just want a slide with a climber and a slide that goes on my swimming pool.
Me: It has to be a lot warmer out before we get the pool out.
C: It has to be a hot summer's day.
Me: Yep!

Watching Wall-E ~
C: Do you like this part?
Me: Mmhmm.
C: Me too!  I like all of the parts!

C: Look, there's a fire!  So now they have to call 911!

Colton Is a Planner

C: What was your favorite part of the day?
Me: Taking you on a bike ride.  I liked that.  What was your favorite part?
C: Mmm, taking a drive in the blue car, so we can have it for when our babies come!

C: The blue car has 3 seats in the back! One for Shrek, and one for Cartman!
Me: Oh good.

C: When our babies come, I will help you.  And when are they going away?
Me: They aren't going away.  They will be with us forever and ever and you are going to be a big brother.  Are you excited?
C: No!  When they come, I will be mean!
Me: That would make me sad.
C: It would make me happy.
Me: We're not mean to babies, buddy.

C: When I smell this flower, it makes my nose pokey.

Lock up Your Coltons!

Monkeys! 2/23/11

Me: We have to go pick up a ferret today.
C: And I am going to call my ferret Elephant!

C: Why are you taking that cage apart?
Me: So it will fit in my car.  We needed a new cage for you.
....
C: But why are we leaving the cage here? I need my cage!
Me: I was teasing. We're not really getting a cage for you.
C: But can I go in Shrek's crate? 
Me: Sure, if you want.

Dad: You have stick 'em up hair today, buddy.
C: Yeah, and I colored it too!
Dad: You colored your hair?
C: Yeah.
Dad: What color?
C: Purple.  Is that silly, Dad?
Dad: It is, buddy.

C: One of the big guards didn't know my name!
Me: One of the daycare ladies?  LOL

Laundry and Logic

Monkey!  2/23/11

C: Mom, can we do laundry tonight?
This boy loves to do laundry.. Rather he likes to help put things away.

C: Why did Sarah get a new car?
Me: To fit all of her family. When the babies come, we'll need a new car.
C: And a new high chair.
Me: Yep.
C: But I only want one baby!
Me: Then we wouldn't need a second high chair.
C: ...

Me: What was your favorite thing today?
C: Nuffing. I'm just grumpy!
...
C: And when we went to the park, we stepped in rock puddles and that was my favorite thing!

Watch This!

C: The brakes on my car are for switching on jet fuel, and going super fast!

C: I'm gonna take Mom's car!
Might as well, there's no gas in it anyway.

Me: Should we have two girl babies, two boy babies, or a boy and a girl baby come live with us?
C: One baby!
Dad: No, there will be two.
Me: Two girls or two boys?
C: Two boys!
Me: Figures, I'll be out-numbered!

Dad: Can you unbuckle, buddy?
C: Yeah.
*click*
C: Hey Dad, watch this!
*faceplants right into the glass of his window*

Dad: What was your favorite part of the day?
C: EATING PUDDING! 
He also told me earlier that he & They had a fun parking lot picnic while waiting for the car.

C: I tooted two times!  I tooted for both of you!
Uh, thanks?

Colton on Important Things

                   I'm being glared at                    
Sbux 2/20

C: Mom, I have a mustache! (chapped lips)

C: I'm wonning! (eating breakfast)
Me: You're winning?  I didn't realize we were racing.

C: When two babies come, I will help you with everything!
Me: That will be very helpful!
C: And when are they going to go away?
Me: They are coming to stay around Halloween.
C: After my Birthday!  And also, my shoes that don't fit will fit!
Me: Right!

Granddad: The volcano is now extinct.
C: Why does it stink?

C: I just want ice cream.  I just want a lot!