Lock up Your Coltons!

Monkeys! 2/23/11

Me: We have to go pick up a ferret today.
C: And I am going to call my ferret Elephant!

C: Why are you taking that cage apart?
Me: So it will fit in my car.  We needed a new cage for you.
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C: But why are we leaving the cage here? I need my cage!
Me: I was teasing. We're not really getting a cage for you.
C: But can I go in Shrek's crate? 
Me: Sure, if you want.

Dad: You have stick 'em up hair today, buddy.
C: Yeah, and I colored it too!
Dad: You colored your hair?
C: Yeah.
Dad: What color?
C: Purple.  Is that silly, Dad?
Dad: It is, buddy.

C: One of the big guards didn't know my name!
Me: One of the daycare ladies?  LOL