Colton Gets Rid of His Old Lady

Me: Not so loud, you're hurting my head!
C gets his laptop out and turns on the music...
C: Is this better for your head, Mom?

C: I want to go to that fry store!
Me: I refuse.  You'd have to take me home!
C: But, I wanna go there!  (more whining)
...
C: Where are we going?
Dad: To the meat store to pick up our order.
C: And we have to take Mom by home. 
Ha!

C: I'm gonna keep my eye on you! (wink)

C: Hey Mom, you're being a bummer.
Me: I am? Why?
C: Because I like you to.

C: I'm gonna send a hiking message to Dad.
Me: Where's your phone?
C: It's downstairs.
Me: Why?
C: Because I don't use it every time.  I like to play with other things else.  Okay?
Me: Okay.

C: It smells like train smoke!

C: I'm doing work stuff for work!