Counting Fast Cars

                                                     

Me: Could you close the door for me, please?
C: Sure! Thanks for asking me!

C: I don't wanna go to bed by 8! I want to go to bed at 12!
Me: I'm not staying up!

C: I have a really fast car!  It's faster than a jet engine!

Me: Are you sure you don't need to go potty?  I can pause Dora for you.
C: No! I'm not going potty today! On Tuesday, I'll go potty.
Me: It is Tuesday.
C: No, on Saturday, I'll go potty.