Colton on Babies

                                                                     

Dad pops his knee ~
C: Did you just break yourself?

C: And Granddad!  We're gonna have babies!

C: I'm the mom!
Me: Oh, and where are your babies?
C: In your tummy.
LOL!  Well duh, Mom!

Me: What should we call your babies?
C: Jamie!
Me: That's Sarah's baby.  We can't do that.

                                                                     

Colton to the waitress @ Red Robin ~
C: And teacher? I want a blue balloon!

C: Do you know what this round thing is?
Me: No. What is it?
C: It's a lion cage. And it's no fun being in a lion's cage.