Colton on Old McDonald

  I asked him if he wanted his
noodles cut.... 

C: My mom has 3 letters in her name.
Jordan: No, she has 4. M, A, and (the sound of) gn!

C: I'm going to sing you a silly song, Mom!  Old McDonald had some pants, E-I-E-I-YOINK!   Hahahahaha!
 
Text from Dad: Apparently today I'm the son, you're the dad & C is the mom.
I'm feeling so manly today. 


he declined.

C: If you need help with your buckles, I will help, because I'm the mom! 

C: When will Dad be home?

Me: Late tonight.

C: And if I worked where Dad does, I would be late too. And I would miss you!

Me: I would miss you too, buddy.
C: Oh, thanks!