Who Is This Child? *

* And why doesn't he want to get messy?!?!

C: But I don't want to get messy!

Me: It's sloppy joes.  This is the one dinner where you get to get messy!

C: Are my babies strong as me?
Me: Nope, they're still very small.  You're much stronger. 
C: Can they lift a pencil?
Me: Nope, when they come out, they won't even be able to hold up their own heads.
C: Yeah, my babies are SLOW.

C: Tomorrow will it be pumpkin time?
Me: Nope your birthday and Mama's birthday come first. 
Pumpkin time = close to due date

C: I can carry the babies for you.
Me: Oh, so can we put them in your tummy?
C: NO!

C: We can't trust logs!  They're not respectable!