I Hate It When I Wake up with a Mustache

Swim class 5/25

C: My buckles won't snap!  I think they're tired.

Me: Are you tired?
C: No, I'm just resting my ear.
Totally out not a minute later... 

C: I know just what the rules are.
Bridger: What are the rules?
C: I can do whatever I want!

C: Tonight, I woke up with a mustache!
(Translation: I woke up this morning with chapped lips)