Thanks, Capt Obvious!
C: Mom, there's a hockey stage here!
C: I will never get to play hockey!
Me: Be patient, buddy. We have to get your gear first.
C: I DON'T LIKE TO BE PATIENT!
Me: Clearly.
C: I'm grumpy because I want to play hockey right now!
Me: We're just renting gear tonight, kiddo. You start hockey on Monday.
C: When I wake up?
Me: Nope. In a few days.
C: What are those?
C: Where did they come from?
Me: The diaper store.
C: And Mom, when are our babies going away?
Me: They're not, buddy. They're coming to stay and be a part of our family.
C: And when they come, I want a new trampoline!
Priorities, priorities.
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