Colton Goes Shopping

... and it was exhausting.

Dad: Mama has pupcakes for you!
C: Mama needs to come home now.  Are they blueberry?
Me (via text): No, but they have prinkles!

Me: Did you have a fun day with Daddy?
C: Yeah, but I am gonna wake up tonight to go to work.
Me: What are you going to work on?
C: I have so many coal cars.  And I will BUMP them, and tell them to SHUT UP, and give them a jerk!
Oh my...