Is There Such a Thing as Too Sparkly?

Halloween candy + sour cream mustache from dinner

C: This juice is too sparkly!
Say it isn't so!

C: I have a schmooper idea!
Me: You do?  I think you are a schmooper boy!
C: I'm not a schmooper boy! I'm Colton! Call me Colton!

Forgot my water bottle at the gym tonight ~
C: Mom, are you going to go back and get your water bottle?
Me: I'll see if someone turns it in to the lost and found tomorrow.
C: Sarah will go get it for you!
Thanks, Sarah!!

C: Hey Mom, I want an apple.
Me: Sure, we can share one when we get home.
C: And I'm going to eat it ALL!
Me: You are? You don't want to share?
C: You can have the stem!
Me: Oh, thanks.