Dad: I saw a T-h-o-m-a-s toy that Colton immediately said he needed. And I said he should ask Santa for it.
C: At the mall? Santa's at the mall!
C: This is not Bob's, this is the new fry store!
Dad: I'm gonna blow your belly!
C: No, you can't!! It's in the microwave!
Dad: Well, whose belly is this?
C: Mom's! Go blow Mom's belly!
Dad: Mama has a mighty cute belly!
C: At Nana's, I made perfect applesauce! It had peppers, onions, and cinnamon in it. The onions were riping on the tree when I went outside to get the mail. And I put in A LOT of mail, so I had to take it out of the mailbox.
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