Colton Plays Hockey

                       First snow of the season!                 

C: Knock, knock!  I said, knock knock! Hey guys, does anybody hear me?
Dad: We hear you.  We've just heard all your knock knock jokes already, buddy.  You need new material. 

Dad: Are you going to play hockey in a few years?
C: Yeah!
Dad: Are you going to be a forward or a defender?
C: I'm gonna be a backwards guy!

Dad: What kind of soup do you want, buddy?
C: Uhm, chocolate broccoli!
Me: Eww!

   Wearing Mama's running shoes    

Me: Let's go home and have some broccoli & chocolate soup!

C: No Mom, it's chocolate-broccoli! 

Me: Right, sorry buddy.

C: I can't go to bed, I'm drinking my hot choc-um-cider!

C: But Mom, I'm still hungry.
Me: What do you want to eat?
C: Marshmallows!