Colton Has a Stay-Home Day

Watching yet another episode of Thomas!

C: Mom, I want to show you something.  I have two blankies! 

Me: Are you feeling better?

C: No, I'm still hot. And I need a long drink of water because my tanks are empty. 

Me: Let's go downstairs and watch some Thomas.

C: But Mom, bring my juice! But be careful; it's really full!

C: It's light out, so I want to go take a bath! 

Cuz he somehow got dirty between now (7am) and last night's bath?  

C: Dad, I woke up tonight!

(Translation: he woke up when it was still dark)

Adding the vanilla ~
C: I smell it!
Me: What does it smell like?
C: Cookies!

Thanks to Totally Thomas' Toy Depot
for a new copy of "the news!" (catalog)

Me: What's your favorite kind of cookies?
C: This kind! (pumpkin currant)

C: Mom, can I taste it? (flour)
Me: Sure. It's probably not very tasty.
C: But I have a whole handful! And it is tasty! (said through a mouthful, puffing flour everywhere) 

C: This is old and dirty and we need to throw it away. 
Me: It's the back of my phone and it's not old & dirty!

C: Mom, in no minutes I won't be done!  In no seconds, I won't be done. In no moments, I won't be done!  I'm going to stay in this bath!

C: Can you find this Thomas? Mom, can you find this Thomas? Mom, are you looking for this Thomas?
Me: Ugh, stop asking for ten seconds!
C: Coffee will make you feel much better! And happy! I'm not frustrating!