Conversations with Colton

C: Is anything not open?
Me: Like what?
C: Like hockey?
Me: I don't think there's a game tonight, but we're going to go in a few weeks!
C: And I am going to play!  And you can clap when I score!
Me: Yes, we will definitely clap when you score!
C: And then I will get a hockey puck!
Me: You will?
C: Yeah, and I will biff into them and knock them all down!
Me: The hockey pucks?
C: No, the bricks!  And there will be lots of dust!  Blue dust! And red dust! 
Me: Wow. That's one exciting hockey game!

Me: We have to go pick up a ferret tomorrow.
C: I have a ferret! 
Me: What's your ferret's name?
C: Socks! 
Me: Of course.  What color is he?
C: Red! But he's really old and tired.

C: That's DISGUSTING!
Me: What is?
C: You're speeding!
Me: No, I'm going to the speed limit.
C: Did you pass a speed lemon sign?
Me: Yep, I'm doing the speed lemon. 

C: I'm cooking in there too!
Me: Are you making dinner?
C: Yeah--a snack and lunch too! 
Me: Yum!