Colton Comes to the Rescue

C: There's a stool in the kitchen.
Me: I know.
C: It's for me!
Me: I figured.

C: Mom, can I help make dinner?
Me: Yes, please!
C: I'll come to the rescue!
Me: Are you going to help me spin the lettuce?
C: Yeah!  And I'll observe it!

C: I want sour cream for dinner!
Me: Just sour cream?
C: And beans. And sprinkle cheese! And crunchy red pepper!
Me: Any salad with that?
C: No.  Just beans. 

Me: Thanks for helping me make dinner!
C: You're welcome! It's delicious!

C: I made an investigation, and you use this cup holder and this spinner, and that's how you make a lettuce spinner!

Me: Let's not play at the table and eat our salads.
C: I kinda don't like my salad.
Me: Why not?
C: You gave me too much sprinkle cheese!
Me: How can you ever have too much sprinkle cheese?
C: Because you gave me too much.