Aw, Schmucks!

C: Why did you get two chocolates? Me: One for you and one for Daddy for Valentine's Day. C: Why? Me: Because Valentine's Day is when we give each other chocolate and say "I love you." C: Did you talk to me first? Me: Yes, do you remember me saying I love you yesterday? Me: What does Shannon start with? C: Shan!  C: The lemon just poked me! Me: You mean your fork did? C: Yeah. And Mom, if the lemon pokes you, then you don't get any dessert.  C: My tattoo!! Downstairs, there's a water tower.  He got a temporary tattoo for helping clean up after gymnastics. Me: All right, since you've been so patient... C: No, I hadn't! C: This M&M is broken! Me: I think Mama needs to eat it. C: But I like it!  You can have just two.  Say, "Please!" Me: Please! C: No, say, "Please may I have just two?" Me: Please may I have just two? *LOL* Me: Will you help me remember to get some more juice tomorrow? C: Yeah, I just want five-teen! Me: Give me a squishy hug and a smooch! C: No, it's a schmuck!	Valentine's Day card from Nanan
	C: Wow!  A birthday card!
	This is what I got when I asked for a big smile