Colton Takes Bargain Hunting Too Far

C: This grape isn't on sale. We have to throw it away.  Should I put it in the sink?

Me: Do you have to go potty, buddy?
C: No, I don't want to go every day!
Me: Yeah, we go every day.
C: Hey, can I have some of that juice?
Me: Drink your other juice and then I'll give you some.
C: But don't drink it all, or you'll have to go potty!

C: When are our tummies going to be all full?

Me: Whenever they're full.

C: When the big hand and the little hand both get to the 8 and the 5, then they'll be full!
Me: Uh, okay.

C: I stopped reading so I can look at the clock!

C: Do you know what this is?  It starts with an A-A-A-A-A. 
Me: It's an a-a-a-apple.