C: Something hurts on my face.
Me: Are your lips chapped? Would you like some chapstick?
C: No, it's just my mustache that hurts.
Me: Kiwis have lots of vitamin C in them to help you get over your cold.
C: This kiwi doesn't look like A-B-C, it looks like directions!
C: Mom, I left this juice out over night. It's 'spired. (expired)
C: Silly Colton! I was trying stuff that was silly.
C: Maybe we can go play outside.
Me: It's pretty cold out there, buddy.
C: You can wear my snow pants.
Me: They're a little short.
C: When I'm big enough, on Sunday, I'll get you a big, big, large one that's all the way up to the ceiling!
Me: Those will probably fit!
C: I'm gonna go downstairs to get my books, if they're still alive.
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