Colton Has His Cake ... Every Day!

C: But I want to eat cake every day!
Dad: No, buddy.  You can’t, that wouldn’t be healthy.
C: What would be healthy?
Dad: Avocadoes, tomatoes, apples…
C: Yeah, and chicken.
Dad: Yup, and asparagus, and turnips…
C: And grown-ups!
Dad: …

Coach Annie is trying to split up the class into boys & girls ~

CA: Ok, Morgan, what are you?

Morgan: I’m a girl!

CA: And Colton, what are you?

C: I’m a girl too!
Bridger: Me too!
Uhhh....