Colton Is Random

Me: Hmm, should we make asparagus for dinner?
C: Yeah, and I will eat it all!
Me: And not share with Mama & Dada?
C: No, because I am very hungry!  I won't stop eating til morning!

Me: *giggle*
C: What, Mom?
Me: Your dad.

C: But we beat Dad home! And he’ll be home late. And he’ll be tired and won’t have any sleep. I take naps!
Thank you, Mr. Random.

*CRASH!*

Me: Colton, not okay!

C: I'm sorry, Mom. Are we still friends?

C: We made a song for you today! It has ants in it.

Me: The Ants Go Marching song?

C: Yeah. And it has As in it!

Me: Yeah.  Are you going to sing it for me?

C: No. I want you to sing it!