Colton Is Hot

Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
C: I like them on the wrong feet!  They make me hot!

Me: I don't know what we're doing on Sunday.  But both Mama & Dada will be home.
C: I won't be.
Me: Do you have to work?
C: No, I will go running.  But I don't have to wear any running clothes. 
Me: What will you wear?
C: I just have to go 20 miles.
Me: That's a good run.
C: Yeah.  15 and 5.

C: If you don't share your stuff, I won't share my stuff!
Me: I share with you all the time!
C: I share with you, just a little bit, when you ask nicely.

C: At Kathy & Bridger's, they brought candy!
Me: Yeah?  What kind?
C: It's called... it's called... chocolate!

C: Mom, if you call me names, I will be shocked!

C: The gates are for stopping everything that stops!